it's not bulls**t if you were wondering.

Ask me anything   let's be real.

everyday it’s just lol or fml

and occasionally in between there’s wtf and gg. 

that’s life a nutshell.

i think.

oh what the hell. yeah there’s that one too. 

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#life 

There’s an amazing scene where Snow White yells in the face of a troll, I wonder if you use that tactic in real life with Robert Pattinson? (x)

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#lol 

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara:BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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#LOLOLOL  #OH MY GOD 

Robert and Kristen win Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards 2011

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#robsten 


basically:

Bella:I feel weird. Edward:You’ll get used to it..wanna have sex in the tub?

(via shushrobsten)

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#hahaha 

Kristen’s message to her German Fans

just being herself.

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#lol  #kstew 
Did you see 'On the Road' in which your girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, has a role?
Rob:Yes and it's sort of weird to see her like this. To have people clapping for you at Cannes, a Festival that's a little crazy and with so many people, is funny. We might expect those kind of reactions but always end up being surprised.
Did you become up professional opponents?
Rob:No, never. For a year now we both had the chance to evolve in the job we love, especially in those amazing movie projects. Kristen is really ambitious. She knows how to find good scripts, she has the nose for that. I admire her.
We wanted people to respect and understand our choices. During the Cosmopolis screening at Cannes, I was a nervous wreck. I was looking in front of me, behind me, trying to guess people's reactions. I was trying to listen for whispers. And in the end, I missed half the movie. *laughs* At the after party that followed, I was even more terrified at the prospect of having to face people's comments.
Will you be in a movie together after Twilight?
Rob:Yes, absolutely. We're trying to write a script together. It won't be for now but we've thought about it for a long time. The filming of the last two movies was long and difficult.My character doesn't change, he can't die. We finish on a high note.
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#rob